Things I will enjoy about having my own apartment:

• A bed I don’t have to literally climb into (i.e., not a bunk bed)
• My own bathroom
• Not needing to take my key with me when I need to go to the bathroom
• COOKING! 
• And thusly, my own kitchen
• A proper couch
• Being surrounded my old people rather than fucking teenage girls
• Not hearing, “WHOO! I like your penis!” being shouted out outside my dorm building
• Not having to take a bus to get my car

This I will miss about living in a dorm

• walking to classes